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• LIFE: No one has ever survived it.
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  Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis!...
• The front reads: +------------------------------------+ |No Phone No Business| | | | | | | | | | | | No Name | | | | | | | | | |No Address No Money| +------------------------------------+ And the back read
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• Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the Miss Teen USA Pageant 10.
  Use interview portion to plug your phone-sex line 9....
• One of the few things that the Japanese CAN'T do better.
• Who the heck reads taglines anyway?