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  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on....
• Good Bye, Mother... A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on....
• Ladies' Bumper Stickers: ** So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
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• Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
  He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?...
• Three travelling salesmen had car trouble out in Kansas, so they walked to a farmer's house.
  The nearest gas station with a phone is 50 miles from here," said the farmer, "but you can stay tonight in the guest room - just don't stick your dicks in the three holes your bathroom wall....