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• Life is a first draft....with NO rewrite.
• Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
• Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
• At the time of the Falkland Islands war, it was said that the invading British force was the first army in history to go ashore wearing hip boots.
• Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
  God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
• Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
  Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Docto...
• The doctor comes in with the results of the mans checkup and says, I've got good news and bad news.
  The man says, give me the bad news first. The doctor says, the bad news is you have AIDS....
• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....