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• Note: topical to the Falkland Islands war.
• How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age?
  Tell him a joke when he's young. Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands full of sheep?...
• 119 At the moment Japan declared war A sailor was fucking a whore.
  He said, "After this poke `Long and hard' ain't no joke...
• Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home.
• For the captain ashore, I wanna go home.
• Kids will be Kids... Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
  He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on....
• Army Tactics... During an Army war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud.
  The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck....
• In the Bundeswehr (West German army) a company of soldiers decided to have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man.
  So every morning before he woke up, one of them would defecate into his boot....