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• Crossing Rivers - By Bridget Fa
• An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
• Never insult a crocodile until you are safely across the river.
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken.
  He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda....
• Or perhaps you know Joan Rivers' gynecologist? Every Time you go to his office he says, "Dr.
  Schwartz, at your cervix. I'm dilated to meet you!" ==...
• Excuses: I'm too full.