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• I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
• Procrastinators Creed 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or to find excuses....
• People will believe anything - if you whisper it.
• Never step in anything soft.
• Never invest in anything that eats.
• Do not believe anything I haven't said
• PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses....
• I'm not sure if the following one is a true story or not) The great logician Bertrand Russell (or was it A.
  N. Whitehead?) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1....
• RESIGNATION AS AN ADULT... I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.
  I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again....