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• People will believe anything - if you whisper it.
• I never do anything to be sorry for anymore.
• Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
• Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
• The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
  Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?...
• I believe in moderate Moderation.
• One day Adam was in the Garden of Eden when God came over to him and said, "I made something for you.
  What I made for you will do anything you say, fix your meals and give you indescribable pleasure....
• Do_what(I_mean); !(what_I_said)
• Anything U can conceive and believe U can achieve.