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• I never do anything to be sorry for anymore.
• Never Felt Better... An old farmer was on his way for a night out on the town.
  He loaded his old hound dog into the buggy, had his favorite horse pulling the buggy, and was on his way....
• Things that annoy me: -The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
  -When something is "new and improved", which is it?...
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• Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
• I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly.
• Comprehending Engineers, -- Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
  Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!...
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  The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!...