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  She: But dear, I don't have a headache !? He: Good, lets fuck then....
• While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls.
  To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion....
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• My wife's other car is a broom!!
• BEST EXCUSE NOT TO GET CHARGED WITH SPEEDING A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
• Great Excuse A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
• My wife calls my boat "Mother's Mink!