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• French monologue in the background) Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first or second language.
  But with your continued support and help, we can wipe out French in our lifetime....
• Your mileage may vary.
• Q: Why don't Irishman watch Johnny Carson/The Tonight Show?
  A: Because none of them can stay sober past 10:30....
• Show me your tagline! Oh, really?
• He "Hi Mabel, may I come over tonight?" She "Sure John, Come on over".
  He "This is not John" She "This is not Mabel, either"....
• NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America
  In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today....
• May all your PUSHes be POPed.
• Heard from Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, Monday August 29
  Do you hear that they are even making a movie now about Dan Quayle's Vietnam War experience....
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.