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• A widow who fancied a man some Was diddled three times in a hansome.
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• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
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• There was a young woman in Dee Who stayed with each man she did see.
  When it came to a test She wished to be best, And practice makes perfect, you see....
• There was a young man with a hernia Who said to his surgeon, "Gosh-dernya, When carving my middle Be sure you don't fiddle With matters that do not concern ya.
• 51 There was a young man named Hughes Who swore off all kinds of booze.
  He said, "When I'm muddled My senses get fuddled, And I pass up too many screws....
• 142 I met a young man in Chungking Who had a very long thing -- But you'll guess my surprise When I found that its size Just measured a third-finger ring!