51 There Was A Young Man Named Hughes Who Swore Off All Kinds Of Booze.
51 There was a young man named Hughes
Who swore off all kinds of booze.
He said, "When I'm muddled
My senses get fuddled,
And I pass up too many screws."
There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
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I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
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ell me your sins" said the priest. "Father," replied the man "I have used some foul language over the weekend and I feel absolutely terrible"....
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It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off to college.
Now Dad, who was no slouch, knew that the young rascal would probably just use all his money to booze it up and go after the girls (since this is what he himself had done)....
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The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....