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  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
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• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• Two WASPs are making love. Afterward the man says to the woman, "What's the matter?
  Didn't you like it?" The woman says, "Of course I liked it....
• Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology.
  If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
• Age is only a matter of years??
• No Glove.....No Love!