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• The Golden Age will come only when men forget gold.
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• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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• A teenage girl gave birth to illegitimate identical twins and put them up for adoption.
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