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• This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?
  Joe says, "Well hell, what's the matter?" The Man says, "Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out he's gay....
• An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
  ITALIAN : When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild....
• Two WASPs making love: WASP #1: "Did I hurt you?" WASP #2: "No, why?" WASP #1: "You moved.
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A man is on vacation, and one evening he is walking down the beach and he runs into a beautiful woman, who has no arms or legs.
  She is crying. He asks her, "What's the matter?" She replies, "In all my life I've never been hugged....
• Great Female Comebacks Man: Haven't we met before? Woma
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• Two Polacks are drving along in their truck when the y see a pig by the side of the road.
  Well, this is pretty unusual, so they stop for a look....
• This guy goes to his doctor to ask him a question. The doctor says, "What can I do for you?
  "Well doctor, I have a question for you. I masturbate, and I was wondering how often is too often....