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• Naah.... That was an owl" G. Custe
• A millionaire wanted an original painting for his mansion, so he commissioned a surrealist artist to paint him one.
  The subject he chose was "Custer's Last Stand", but he cautioned the artist that he wanted something really unique, not the sort of thing one could see in any post office....
• Dirty Ernie was sitting in school, in Oklahoma, on a reservation.
  It was the last day of school. The teacher said, "I will ask questions, and when you give me the right answer you can go home for the summer....
• What do waterfowl use for bondage? DUCK TAPE!!!! Who killed more Indians that General Custer?
  Union Carbide. Who was voted the MVP in the 1984 Hockey season?...
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• Mr. Custer? Can I be excused for the rest of the afternoon?
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E
• Search for an embalmer. <g>