What Do Waterfowl Use For Bondage? DUCK TAPE!!!! Who Killed More Indians That General Custer?

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What do waterfowl use for bondage?
DUCK TAPE!!!!

Who killed more Indians that General Custer?
Union Carbide.

Who was voted the MVP in the 1984 Hockey season?
Indira Gandhi: she stopped 10 shots in 7 seconds.

How do you stop a JAP from craving sex constantly?
Marry her.

What's an ideal JAP house?
15 rooms, no kitchen, no bedroom.

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