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• A farmer is about to visit his wife at hospital. He enters (at non-visiting hours), and is asked to sit down and wait.
  After half an hour, he began to be a bit nervous, so he started walking....
• TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
  After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude....
• In a similar vein, tell your victim that you have a test of coordination you would like him to try with you.
  Find a door with a fairly large crack between the door and the wall when the door is open....
• An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a posi- tion as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
  The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?...
• An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
  The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?...
• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• Now to add my $.02... (This works best if you have several people to work on it) One night when one person in my dorm was away at a party
  but for some unknown reason left his door unlocked (trusting sucker!...
• Mary and Joseph at the door to the inn: "Do you have a room for the night?
  Innkeeper: "You've got to be joking - it's Christmas!...
• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
  ** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...