A farmer is about to visit his wife at hospital. He enters (at non-visiting
hours), and is asked to sit down and wait. After half an hour, he began to
be a bit nervous, so he started walking. After another half hour af walking
in the waiting room, he began to explore the corridors. At the end of the
first corridor there was a door. Next to the door was a push button, and a
sign saying "push the button".
"Why should I push the button?", the man thinks, and turns around.
After two or three steps, he thinks "Maybe it's best to do as the sign says",
so he turns around again, and pushes the button.
Five seconds later, the door opens and a man asks "Yes? What can I do for you?"
- Do for me??? I just pushed the button, the man says pointing at the sign.
- Was there nothing you wanted???
- No. I just pushed the button.
The man behind the door shakes his head and closes the door. Our hero, the
farmer, starts his walk back to the waiting room.
After a few minutes he enters the corridor again, and of course finds the
door, button and sign again.
He pushes the button, and out comes the man saying "Yes? What can I do for
- Nothing, sir, I just pushed the button.
- Just pushed the button??? Isn't there anything you want?
- No. I just did as the sign says, the farmer says, pointing at the sign.
The man shakes his head and closes the door and our hero returns to the waiting
After another few minutes he enters the corridor again. Again he finds the
door, button and sign. Again he pushes the button and the man pops out saying
"Ye.... You again! What's the matter with you! It seems as fools are growing on
trees where you come from."
- Yes, and here you just push the button, and they pop out, says the man.
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...