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• Sherwood forest, which dear do you want?" "Lucifer speaking, who in the hall do you want?
  "Heaven, God speaking." "Bridge, Kirk here." "City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em...
• Kill the nerds Since hunting season is going strong, I thought this might be approprite.
  .. This was sent in by Kevin Dewinter from somewhere in Cyberspace....
• Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers? You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of 'em.
• One night at a bar in San Francisco, a sailor and marine, both on shore leave, started arguing about which service was better, who could drink more, who had the bigger dick, etc.
  Well, needless to say, the bartender stepped in and said, "Okay, let's settle this once and for all...
• God created people. Samuel Colt made them all equal.
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• Laws For Women To Live By: ** Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
  ** What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door....
• If the boys wanna fight you'd better let 'em.