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• That will be twelve dollars please
• Q: What's twelve inches long and white? A: Nothing.
• We seven, Eve, sew.
• Is "Floppy" one of the seven dwarfs?
• DEAR (Your Choice) I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and if you are, I will have some special treats for you this year at XMAS.
  I cannot promise you all the gifts from the twelve days of XMAS this year as the twelve fiddlers have all come down with the clap from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing....
• There is a man in a casino gambling with lots of "borrowed" money and a fairy comes and sits on his shoulder.
  He's playing pontoon and gets dealt a seven. The fairy advises him to buy a card for 500 pounds....
• Why is the number 10 afraid of seven? -- because seven ate nine.
• Let's all sail the Seven Seas!
• Trombonists do it in seven positions... and in betweeen.