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• How do we know that Adam and Eve were Irish? Adam looked down at Eve and said, "Oh, hair" and Eve looked down at Adam and said, "Oh, tool.
• How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? Not even God could take a rib from a Black man!
• Q: How do we know that Eve was the first computer operator?
  A: 'Cause she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other....
• Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?
  "We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently....
• We did something like this, the night before a friend got married.
  To keep him from waking up, we covered his face with a rag soaked in ether or chloroform (I'm not sure)....
• Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
  She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, So she staggered out the door and through the snow....
• Man, Eve let an irate tar in at eleven a.m.
• Adam to Eve->'I'll wear the plants in this family'
• God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve.