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• Out of our minds and into your homes.
• A lot of homes have been spoiled by inferior desecrators.--Frank Lloyd Wrigh
• Stupid commercial. Sears says Kenmore appliances are found in one out of two homes in America.
  I wonder which two homes they took the survey at?...
• Why do roaches like to live in other people's homes? Because they don't have to pay rent.
• Abe meets his frind (friend) Isaac on the street. Isaac
  Abe, why are you looking so sad? Abe: It's my son....
• There's no place like home...There's no place like
• The Founding Fathers had some things easier. For instance, on July 4 nights they never had to protect their homes from nuts with bottle rockets.
• Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. Toaste
  A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast....