Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Related:
- Classified Ad Mistakes
The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city
newspapers.
Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service.... - Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
- As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often
more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find
in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered.... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often
more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find
in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered.... - What if___________ toasters?
If IBM made a toaster, it would be big and blue and they would make
just one toaster to which people would submit bread for overnight
toasting.
IBM would project an eventual worldwide market of, oh, maybe five or six of these big blue toasters.... - Zap!
- Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
- 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm.....
