Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
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- Classified Ad Mistakes
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newspapers.
Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto... - Get rid of aunts:
Zap does the job in 24 hours... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising and... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising... - What if___________ toasters?
If IBM made a toaster,
it would be big and blue and they would make just... -
... - Specially in December,
gift wrap your member... - 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case,
Hmmm....... - 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.
Hmmmm.......
