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  What is the difference between Bike and a women?...
• Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
• quot;If you want to keep your expression convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom.
  &quo...
• Life is a banquet & most suckers are starving!
• Buttons we would like to wear: Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?...
• Hear about the whore who had an appendectomy? The doctor sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.
• Q: Why did God give women nipples? A: To make suckers out of men.
• Mistress: A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were discussing the consequences and implications of a married man having a mistress.
  The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and engage in such lowly and lustful pursuits....
• ((wrong && wrong) != right)