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• It may be GUI but you still can't eat it!
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may go offline
• Never eat more than you can lift.
• Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
• If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• $1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
• A chicken is the only animal that you can eat before it is born, and after it is dead!
• Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.