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• This ol country preacher (have to be careful so I am not racist) met a member of his flock one day and saw she was pregnant and her husband had died over a year ago.
  He informed her she had been a sinnin and she told him no, she had had intercourse with his ghost....
• 200 Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill.
  Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid....
• There once was a little pink lady. She had a little pink house and a little pink dress and a little pink dog.
  This lady sold avon. One day the lady was walking down a street selling her avon when she came across a little red house....
• Two rich texans, J.D. the rancher, and Bo the oilman, were inseparable friends.
  One evening, they made a vow. Whichever one of them died first would try to contact the other from the spirit world....
• A friend who lived in Durham sent a postcard to his girlfriend in Milwaukee that said "Here is a check for the twenty dollars I owe you.
  and had a blank spot and a piece of tape on it. Six letters came to him from Milwaukee, some with photos, none from people he knew, and all expressing interest in a personal to which they alluded....
• Harold suspected his wife of playing around on the side, so one day he took the afternoon off and comes home extra early.
  He entered his apartment, which was on the 3rd floor, and started looking around....
• So how's your boyfriend doing, the math student?" "Don't mention that crazy pervert to me anymore!
  We broke up." "How can you say such a nasty thing about him?...
• There was a young man from Marsailles, Who lived on clap-juice and snails, When he couldn't afford these, He lived on the cheese, He scraped from his cock with his nails.
• A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.
  He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?...