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• If thunder don't get ya then lightnin' will!
• Q:" How many Boddhisattvas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One - "If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will...
• Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunde
• You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit.
  If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
• Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
  I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....
• Oh, no! Don Ho!
• Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
• Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
• Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!