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• If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
• Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
  - Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
• Oh, no! Don Ho!
• IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
• Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
• Ashes and keyb ards don mix!
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• Q: What's the hardest key to turn? A: A don-key.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!