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• If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
• If you drink, don't drive. Play par-3 courses.
• Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.
• Don't drink and drive. You may hit a bump and spill it!
• Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels.
• Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
  - Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
• If you drive a Yugo and Yucrash, Yudie!!!
• Oh, no! Don Ho!