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  He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in Washington D....
• Being close to you truly warms my heart. Plus a few other places I can't mention.
• How about "She Broke My Heart, So I Busted Her Jaw.
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  Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed....
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• He: "What was that?" She: "What was what?" He: "That sound.
  She: "I didn't hear anything." He: "It was the sound of my heart breaking....