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• I've commited adultery in my heart many times.
• A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him.
  The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him what to do....
• I am committed--or should be.
• Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares, I thought I'd it one of my own.
  1) Are you a liar? A) Yes B) No C) None of the above 2) Do you fill out questionnares correctly?...
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
• The Chauffeur A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma to the patient.
  He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in Washington D....
• Being close to you truly warms my heart. Plus a few other places I can't mention.
• How about "She Broke My Heart, So I Busted Her Jaw.