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  Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend....
• One Pole: Are the Russians our friends or our brothers?
  Second Pole: I give up. First Pole: Our brothers - you get to choose your friends....
• One day, a young priest in St. John's, Newfoundland, finds himself in the situation of having to hear confessions.
  He has never done this before, and so he is given a list of what to give out as penance....
• While giving a physical, the doctor noticed that his patient's shins were covered with dark, savage bruises.
  "Tell me," said the doctor, "Do you play hockey or soccer?...
• Back in my graduate days, I used to bring my lunch to school which consisted of a sandwich and usually a hard boiled egg.
  I kept a small jar of salt in my desk for the eggs....
• A fellow had been stranded on an island since he was a young boy.
  One day a girl washed up on the beach. They got to talking, and she asked, "How have you managed to survive?...
• A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*.
  The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother....
• Being close to you truly warms my heart. Plus a few other places I can't mention.
• How about "She Broke My Heart, So I Busted Her Jaw.