Related:

• I'll nibble if you'll byte.
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• If eights bits is a byte, what's four bits? A Nibble?
• Maybe a bit on the "im"-practical side but if REVENGE is what you want.
  .. I s'pose the keyword (superglue) says it all....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
• On their wedding night the husband was so self-conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light.
  Once he was in bed, he unziped his pants and handed his member to his bride....
• I have not yet begun to byte!