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• A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
• A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the pro- fessor.
  Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall....
• Man and wife make one fool.
• A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
• A Wise Man Once Said...I Don't Know.
• Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
  Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?...
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  1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity....
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