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• Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>
• A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.
  That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit....
• To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy
• get a life friend told me I really had to get a life.
  I thought about that and decided maybe she was right....
• This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this.
  If you hate religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or divine....
• Life being what it is, I dream of revenge
• Mid-life Crisis or Triumph? A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up....
• The little cabbage in the field was consulting its mother about life.
  Life," said the mother "is a gamble; you've got to withstand storms, drought, wind, animals--not to mention bugs, lice, mold, rot....
• What is the meaning of 6.9 for a woman? 69 interrupted by a period! (ouch..gross!)