A Slipping Gear Could Let Your M203 Grenade Launcher Fire When You Least Expect It.

HomeShort JokesJokes from Emails

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit." - In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's
magazine of preventive maintenance "Drawing on my fine command of language,
I said nothing." - Anonymous
"Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I
disapprove." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
streets?" - Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
"Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding you." -
Farmer's Almanac