"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit." - In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's
magazine of preventive maintenance "Drawing on my fine command of language,
I said nothing." - Anonymous
"Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I
disapprove." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
streets?" - Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
"Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding you." -
Farmer's Almanac
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit." - In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's
magazine of preventive maintenance "Drawing on my fine command of language,
I said nothing." - Anonymous
"Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I
disapprove." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
streets?" - Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
"Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding you." -
Farmer's Almanac
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