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• My wife is just as nice as can be, I hope she doesn't feel to nice toward me, For an afternoon of joy Is hell on the old boy.
  I wonder what the wife will want tonight!...
• A: You can forget about going to heaven, 'cause it's a sin to look that good.
  B: You can forget about getting with me cause I'd go to hell before I gave that line any consideration....
• To hell with justice...I want blood...
• There men died and went to hell. Satan met them at the gates and said, "All three of you weren't bad enough to go straight to Hell, so you get another chance.
  If you can tell me something I can't do you can go to Heaven....
• A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
  It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?...
• I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.
• Heaven doesn't want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over.
• 106 I wonder what my wife will want tonight; Wonder if the wife will fuss and fight?
  I wonder can she tell That I've been raising hell...
• You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
  Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...