Comprehending Engineers, -- Take One A Pastor, A Doctor And An Engineer Were Waiting One Morning For A Particularly Slow Group Of Golfers.

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Comprehending Engineers, -- Take One

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15

Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!

Pastor: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with
him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead
of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?

George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost
their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always
let them play for free anytime.

The group was silent for a moment.

Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy
and see if there's anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?

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