How do you straighten a bent pipe? Bend it!
- 104 A plumber whose name was Ten Brink
Plumbed the cook as she bent o'er the sink.
Her resistance was stout, And Ten Bring petered out With his pipe-wrench all limber and pink....
- More Things Only A Mom Can Teach You:
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!...
- Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent
itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other man replied, "I think you better get to be friends first....
- Getting The Job Done
Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it
After replacing the bulb, still no light. When John, her husband, came home, she said "Honey, the light switch is broken....
- Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe....
- Various Ways To Say "Having Sex"
Be the rug doctor
Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen
Bend her over and load her like a shotgun
Bite the bearded clam
Bob the knob
Bounce the Brillo
Break her open like a shotgun
Buff the helmet
Bury the hatchet
Butter her muffin
Check her oil
Clean the carpet
Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking
Cuttin' a slice
Dance the buttock jig
Dent the egg
Dip your wick
Do the horizontal mambo
Do the Wild Thing
Doing the nasty
Eat at the Y
Feed the bear
Get a leg over
Get your bone honed
Get your noodle wet
Getting you ashes hauled
Getting your bunny boiled
Getting your canoe shellacked
Getting your horns filed
Getting your weiner wet
Give her the time
Giving her a pearl necklace
Go like a rat up a rhododendron
Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck)
He hasn't had his tires rotated in months
Hide and shriek
Hide the HotDog
Hide the sausage
Hiding the salami
I wanna bust that body
I'm having lunch at the Y.
It's a box lunch - furburgers! I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe Lay cable Lay pipe Lay the hen Let's go "Whale some babes"!...
How come you press harder on a remote-control
when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?...