Why?
How come you press harder on a remote-control
when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You know how most packages say "Open here"...
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what
time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why is it that the guy who comes up behind you while you're waiting for an
elevator presses the already lit "up" button
-- as though he somehow has magical powers that you didn't when you pressed
it the first time?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already
know you don't have?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi
driver end up owing you money?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of
everything outdoors?
How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?
How come you press harder on a remote-control
when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You know how most packages say "Open here"...
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what
time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why is it that the guy who comes up behind you while you're waiting for an
elevator presses the already lit "up" button
-- as though he somehow has magical powers that you didn't when you pressed
it the first time?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already
know you don't have?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi
driver end up owing you money?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of
everything outdoors?
How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?
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