How Come Wrong Numbers Are Never Busy!
How come wrong numbers are never busy!
George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...
Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
!? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
Q: How come prostitutes never vote? A: They don't care who get's in.
Q: How come Polish people only smell on one side? A
They can never find "Left Guard" in the supermarket....
You were never right! But this time you're wrong!
Come back baby, rock and roll never forge
Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...