Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy
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Boards, and... - I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do Is sit and think... - Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit... - Here's my favorite, for calling large offices and idiots-in-general:
"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking... - Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father... - Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass... - Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only... - I've set up my answering machine so that when anyone calls,
they here a busy signal... - Here's a joke my uncle told me:
Through some cosmic fluke,
Reagan, Thatcher, and Gorbachev all died on the same...
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Give it 2 stars... - If you are short of everything but the enemy,
you are in a combat zone... - If it ain't broke,
you CAN'T fix it... - Those who live closest arrive
latest... - He who hesitates goes
after me...
