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• You paid cover to get in here. HA!
• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
• Here is one for the road....... DID YOU KNOW BEER MADE PEOPLE SMART?
  ???? .......... IT MADE BUDWISER....HA HA REAL DUMB......
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• Have you heard the one about the tribe of Basques who lived in this valley?
  They heard that barbarian hoards were approaching, so they decided to lay a trap....
• And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have...
• Ah-Ha! Caught you stealing my taglines again!
• harder then it sounds Judi (a.k.a. dumb blonde) walked into the doctors office with a hole in her hand.
  The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound!...
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....