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  He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes....
• Jerk: what is found on both ends of fishing lines.
• The Blond And The Ventriliquist. A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
  He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and say...
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• That's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real *#$%*#$ gun!
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• They say "Love thy neighbor as thy self". What am I supposed to do? Jerk him off too.
• Q: How do you get 3 Polacks off a couch? A: Jerk 1 off and the other 2 cum
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