The Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde
woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard
just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have
to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women
like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my
full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all
in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up,
"You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde
woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard
just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have
to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women
like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my
full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all
in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up,
"You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
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