The Blond And The Ventriliquist.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes,
when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:
"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, creep.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's
physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys
like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my
community, of reaching my full potential as a person ... because you and
your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but
women at large ... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up,
"You stay out of this, Mister, I'm talking to that little 'Jerk' on your
knee!"
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes,
when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:
"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, creep.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's
physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys
like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my
community, of reaching my full potential as a person ... because you and
your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but
women at large ... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up,
"You stay out of this, Mister, I'm talking to that little 'Jerk' on your
knee!"
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