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• ow truck What do you do if you smash your toe? You call a tow truck.
• The Ventriloquist A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
  He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes....
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug.
• This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
  Actually, the club's members consist entirely of aging Englishmen, who never do any hunting, and whose only enjoyment comes when some silly sod wants to join....
• Q: What is the first thing you should do after a steam roller runs over your foot?
  A: Call a toe truck....
• Q: What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and a twelve inch dick?
  A: Partially handicapped....