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• Q. Are there any historical precedents for the Soviet system of elections?
  A. Yes, in the story of the creation. God made Eve, put her in the Garden of Eden, and said to Adam...
• One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and said "Now i will teach you how to kiss".
  Lord, what is a kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and tought Adam everything about kissing....
• A fault recognized is half corrected.
• How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? Not even God could take a rib from a Black man!
• Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African? Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
• Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
  God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
• From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  migod@csri.toronto.edu (Mike Godfrey) Subject: Since it's election time....
• 1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell?
  1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
• One day Miss Smith told her class, "Today we're going to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
  Nancy?" Nancy said, "The sky is definitely blue." Miss Smith corrected her, "No - sometimes it's overcast and the sky is gray....