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• MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
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  It's usually the day after she reminds me about it....
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  They strolled arm-in-arm down the Champs d'Elysee the few short blocks to the room, whereupon the Chinese gentleman set a Guiness Book record for getting his clothes off, climbed into the bed and made love to the young lady for quite a long time....
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
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  "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom....